Oh the '80s -- how we hate-respect you.

More than Pee-wee Herman or the Iran-Contra affair, the greatest contribution of the decade has got to be the underrated product called "Synth Coke."

Yep, that kind of coke.

For all of it's utter creepiness, I am pleased to say that this gem is no longer in production. And while the original local television commercial isn't new to YouTube, it is certainly something worth revisiting to get us through hump day.