We love eBay. Where else can you find things that you probably don't need, but are absolutely necessary for purchase?

Today, Pennsylvania-based seller jdwildlifeartistry has put up for auction a taxidermied, half-mounted gray squirrel holding a gun and wearing a military helmet.

At $50, this lil' fella will make a great addition to your wall of dead-eyed rodent soldiers. Act now!