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After it was announced that Sparks alco-pop would be discontinued for targeting minors by coming in shiny cans and tasting delicious, a grassroots campaign to SAVE SPARKS sprang up to, well, SAVE SPARKS.

Active groups petitioning for the drink's protection can be found on MySpace and Facebook, social networking sites which depend on the drink for humiliating wall posts and minifeed fodder. But what the online campaign has been lacking is a figurehead, no, a CRUSADER to rally behind -- lacking, until now.



This is Mike (above). He has illegally changed his name to Rosa Sparks (as seen from the MySpace screenshot above). He makes it a point to pose nostalgically with Sparks whenever possible. Discuss.