Still looking for some last minute holiday gifts? Well the all-too-familiar SkyMall Magazine has provided the convenience of an easy-to-use website to suit all your gloriously insane gift-buying needs!
We've taken the liberty of narrowing down this year's SkyMall offerings to a list of the Top 10!
Enjoy......
- 1. Double Umbrella
You and your lover are guaranteed to look absolutely ridiculous.....ridiculously DRY, I mean!
- 2. Pet Observation Dome
No seriously, the grass IS greener on the other side, Rover. I see'z it!
- 3. 40 ft. Marshmallow Bazooka
Oh you want s'more? You asked for it.
- 4. Animated Hitch Critters
Because your two-lane-occupying, gas-guzzling, bright red SUV didn't look ridiculous enough....
- 5. The Slanket
Yeah, you've become THAT lazy.
- 6. Flair Hair Visor
No no, really dad, it looks totally natural...
- 7. Wine and Liquor Accelerator
Store at room temperature, ya know, the same number as your IQ.
- 8. Embellished Bible
SkyMall presents: pimp my......Bible?
- 9. Flying Alarm Clock
If the incessant beeping doesn't get you up, a plastic projectile certainly will.
- 10. Truck Antlers
See Number 4.
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comments
I actually saw the antlers on a giant SUV, last night. They look just as stupid in real life.
by:// Celena - Dec 16th 2008
I have seen most these items in use since I moved to Louisiana. The truck antlers and animal hitches are especially big.
by:// mstreds - Dec 16th 2008
Wow, I'd give anything to see those antlers on a car in real life. I'm jealous!
by:// Kelly Reeves - Dec 16th 2008
my dog loves to look outside through a peep hole, but now....
by:// taradash - Dec 16th 2008
My mother-in-law is so getting #8.
by:// leisa - Dec 16th 2008
LOL!!! I didn't think this was real!
by:// jglendaj - Dec 16th 2008
Perfect examples of a reason we're in such a financial mess right now--people buying utter crap like that hawked in the SkyMall catalog. With credit cards.
by:// Dave - Dec 16th 2008
how this (http://www.skymall.com/shopping/zoom.htm?pid=102244915&ddi=/products/22/18/06/102244915gx1.jpg) didn't make the list is beyond me....maybe next year you should do top 100....haha
but AWESOME list
by:// Navid - Dec 17th 2008
The wine "accelerator" has to be the stupidest thing ever, great list!
Ryan
www.ryanhollowayphotography.com
by:// Ryan Holloway - Dec 17th 2008
how this one snuck past, i'll never know...
http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102174152
by:// SumoSumo - Dec 17th 2008
I'd like to see those antlers on a pickup truck with truck testicles. (If you don't know what I'm talking about then you must live in a more civilized part of the country than I do.)
by:// NewMexican - Dec 17th 2008
Oh Noes! Another person telling us what is and isn't ok to use! The observation window for dogs is amazingly successful, and while it works better with tiny holes drilled in it (For smell), its fine how it is. Heaven forbid anyone give their dog a way to look beyond the fence.
And the blanket with arms is great, and has nothing to do with being lazy, in fact it allows you to be LESS lazy. You can keep warm AND do things at the same time, which is hard under a normal blanket.
by:// Rand - Dec 17th 2008
Rand, you're a baby.
by:// Aaron - Dec 17th 2008
i love it, these are hilarious! although i do have to defend two of these
to be fair, marshmallow guns are pretty cool and kids love them.
and the helicopter alarm is actually really useful. one of my friends has one now and before he got it he was completely unable to wake up. it doesn't shut off till you put the top back into the base, so unless you get up and grab the top, the alarm just won't stop.
but the wine accelerator? seriously? that's just ridiculous.
by:// Steve - Dec 17th 2008
Who ever wrote these comments on these products is freakin halarious!
by:// jeff - Dec 18th 2008
Someone (infortunately) sent me the flying alarm clock for my birthday... I didn't know it was from skymall... I'll have a look for it in the magazine during my trip today...
by:// --- - Dec 19th 2008
thats just too funny..haha..and then the guy down there how he's gettin all pissed off over sum comments that people left..getta life..if you cant find sumthin else to bitch bout.. i guess hes prolly just bitched about everything else already..haha
by:// jteezy315 - Dec 19th 2008
Under that umbrella, do I spot a young Michael Phelps??
by:// Flo - Dec 19th 2008
They need to combine the alarm clock with the wine accelerator---so you get hit by a flying disk when your wine is done.
by:// kim - Dec 19th 2008
My husband bought the marshmallow shooter. Correction: my WAS-band.
by:// xacerb8 - Dec 20th 2008