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Nobody likes a dead hedgehog, especially the dead hedgehog.

But it's probably not fun to be the person indirectly responsible for its death, either, especially after said hedgehog was thrown at you, puncturing your leg and leaving massive welts.

A man faces five years in jail after being accused of assaulting a teenager with a hedgehog.

William Singalargh, 27, is said to have thrown the hedgehog from 15ft away during a row with the unnamed 15-year-old.

[Said a police source,] "The man was arrested shortly afterwards and he's been charged with assault with a weapon, namely a hedgehog.

As if it weren't awful enough to be a 15-year-old boy getting in a "row" with someone more than ten years your senior, the dude has to go ahead and lobs a hedgehog into your leg?


Low blow, dude. Low blow.