12.10.08 - 4:00PM
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Urlesque Staff

2008 Urlies - Coolest Kid

And the winner is... LIL' O'REILLY

Kids say the darndest things. Lil' O'Reilly says things, too, but they're usually slanderous, bloodthirsty take-downs delivered at full volume. In 2008, Bill O'Reilly, cable news's most visible loudmouthed blowhard, spawned one child with satirical skills so brilliant that all it took was a wig and a dash of blood-curdling, anti-liberal wails to single-handedly give Fox News's own "culture warrior" a run for his money. We believe this child is the future ... of YouTube.

The nominees:

	Blood, Bulood, Buh-lood Kid - His fear is real, but he's so darn cute.
	Capucine - The cutest little French girl we've ever laid eyes on. Listen as she tells a whimsical story. Capucine is already using her newfound cewebrity for a good cause by lending her talents to buttons, magnets and t-shirt sales to benefit Edurelief.
	Dannyhott - Dannyhott sings all the hits, with all his heart.
	Fred - A YouTube celeb in his own right, Fred is a quick-speaking burst of energy.
	Latarian "Stole His Grandmother's Car and Went on a Joyride" Milton - Wow.
	Lil' Gordon Ramsay - Short temper? Check. Mannerisms? Check. Adorable accent? Check. Won our hearts? Checkmate.

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12.29.08

By Kaleb

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typical main stream media bs. good job fagle aol, pieces of poop puttin this up. i hope you go outta business with all your mainstream crap, like LA Times did. Follow their footsteps please.

12.29.08

By Grace

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That was funny?????? He did have O'Reilly down pat, but do we need a kid to show us that O'Reilly is a bigot? Well then again Bill is being paid well by Fox to say what he says. Nobody making less than 7 figures would spew such crap, then again maybe this mini Bill would work for less?

12.29.08

By Charley

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This is funny but it wasn't made for youtube. It was made on Fox's saturday late night talk show hosted by Spike Feresten... You people need to give him credit.

12.30.08

By Brian McKnight

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That was terrible, borderline child abuse. Furthermore, the impression you give of O'Reilly is totally inaccurate. He is for Civil Unions for Gay Couples. He admitted going into Iraq was retrospectively a misstake. He is for gun control and believes in global warming. I have no doubt the makers of this video know all this but they don't care...smear, smear, smear

12.29.08

By Dave

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Oh yea, he sure did have Bill O'Reilly down pat...except for the little fact that Bill O'Reilly doesn't talk that way about gays...BUT don't let that little fact get in the way of some good ole fashion liberal smear.

12.29.08

By John

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Bill O'Reilly is no bigot.

12.29.08

By "IDONTGIVAFUCK"

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THAT LITTLE MUTHAFUCKA HAS THE HEAD OF EINSTEIN.......LMAO......

12.29.08

By Mike

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sick fucking sick...like all the repubs....drive them into the ocean and hope a whale eats them....prob the only thing out there that would have any part of their bodies in its mouth

12.29.08

By pat

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What a shame to raise a child that way. He should be taught to have character and good will instead of being a nasty, intolerant little bigot who will grow up to be a BIG, nasty, intolerant bigot.

12.29.08

By Jen

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Bill O'Reilly is not a bigot. This is child abuse.

12.29.08

By Cindy

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It's too bad that the producers didn't realize that this kid greatly resembles Bill Mar rather than Bill O'Rielly--in both facial features and actions.

What kind of irresponsible parent(s) would put their kid up to something like this???????

12.29.08

By Francis

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Who made a little kid do this? I can't imagine a kid that age even knowing who Bill O'Reilly is. The way he portrays him is incredibly inaccurate. I wouldn't be surprised if the adults who wrote this script don't even watch the show, or have hardly ever done so.
This simply isn't funny.

12.29.08

By Katie

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Damn shame the kid's a puppet for his parents; brainwashing is not good parenting.

12.29.08

By Bryan

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Man, the curly haired, hooked nosed crowd is definitely alive and well............

12.29.08

By Jeane

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Mr. O'Reilly,

Not everyone loves Obama and not everyone loves Oprah. When is the Media going to get that. The Media is still trying to ram Obama down our throats. If Obama wants to parade his pecs in front of everyone why did he not become a movie star instead of becoming the President. He would have made a lot more money and would have been more popular. I personally do not want a celebrity as President. The Media has continually exhibited Obama in the state of dress and undress. Has he no sense of propriety. I am so sick and tired of hearing about him, and seeing him plastered all over the papers and the magazines and on TV, I could vomit and I hate to hear him talk. The ehs and the hesitations make me sick. You know, a little over half of the United States voted for him. The other half did not want him for the President.

I did mention Oprah and I think she is on her way down, where she belongs. I think we the people have made her wealthy enough. She should step down and retire. She has outstayed her welcome. She should not have gotten mixed up with the political scene. That action has turned some of the people against her. I used to watch her but I haven't for a few years. I can't stand her.

Thank you for listening. I love you, keep making the news.

Sincerely,

jumpinjane28

12.29.08

By anna hannah

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The little O'Reilly is as offensive as Sr. What moronic parent thought this was cute, it's disgusting. As for Bill Sr. he sure talks a good game, but when the spin shit hits the fan he just settles out of court like the p**** that he is. He's the biggest hypocrite out there, gee whatever happened to his sexual harassment suit, did he fight it? No, did he counter it?? No, he just settled out of court in a big dammed hurry, I never watched him again after that. What a liar and bold faced loser he is, I can't believe people watch him, he showed his true colors, yellow and a rainbow to boot.

12.29.08

By Jerry

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I do not understand why you think that OReilly is loudmouth blowhard, you must not watch the his show or you are confused with NBC cable, I like majority of the cable watchers watch fox news, it is blance reporting. You Liberal haters is still on a rampage,will you ever stop the hate.

12.29.08

By Matt

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Come on now, that was hilarious.

12.29.08

By David

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re: Jen Dec 29th 2008 - YES, Bill O'Reilly IS a BIG-time, white trash, NO education, Homophobic, RACIST! You dirty, ditzy woman! You - and Sarah Palin - are an insult to INTELLIGENT women everywhere! Go get a damn education! Racist!