I've said it before and I'll say it until I'm blue in the face: diet guru Susan Powter is AMAZING.

This will probably be the least-read post ever on Urlesque, but I just have to post it because Susan Powter essentially makes dirty, filthy love to an organic pear, even taking time at the end to clean her teeth. Why does this video leave me feeling unclean?



One thing's for sure: Susan loves to hear herself talk, and that is by no means a complaint! The lady can bring the crazy like nobody else!

But here's the kicker: SOMEONE MADE A HALLUCINOGENIC REMIX!


Geniuses, both of you.