Don't be fooled: these German kids may claim to be "dweebz 4 life," but, man oh man, they're not only culturally savvy (they say "pwnd" in Germany?), but they're actually scary!

Seriously, if you ever run into these guys -- who will hopefully be attempting the "gangsta pose" upon your ill-fated meeting -- you'd best watch your back, especially around "Big Boy." All bets are on his becoming the next big pre-pubescent German version of Biggie Smalls.