Ever find yourself stranded in the frozen tundra with only a condom to your name? Talk about a bad place to be stood up -- that's just cold. ZING!

But really. Online survival guide, PrimitiveWays, has provided a step-by-step photo tutorial on how to build a fire using a latex condom -- plus other helpful tips for all you randy adventurers.

Now, thanks to this guide, you can protect yourself from STDs and hypothermia with just one item (PSA in progress, I'm sure).