I love a good generator -- names, quips, sex acts you'd have trouble imagining let alone performing. So I was prepared to love Generator Land, a new site that seemed to promise to generate me a personality on days I feel without identity and boring (some mornings are so EmOos). And though I do dig it, I recommend that YOU avoid the site's name generators and spend your time on some of the more original features.

Whereas the totally random-ass nature specific to this site's crop of generators makes finding a new hippie name an exercise in pointlessness, the irreverence really works for the Twitter Status Updater, satirizing the pointlessness of microblogging in the process. I am currently,

Blithely nuanced and feeling bad about waffles.

Similarly, the Homespun Analogy Generator makes you realize the absurdity of regional sayings with random analogy mash-ups. They're like Grampa after a DJ Wry remix.
She was as hornswaggled as a midget bunny ina hornets nest.
Darn tootin'. The TV Pitch Generator is also worth a glance. While you're glancing, check out the Spoiled Starlet Headline Generator and confirm my suspicions -- THESE ARE 4 REAL HEADLINES, right?
Denise Richards Drunk and Disorderly While Jogging
Sometimes, Generator Land hits a little too close to home, huh? And sometimes Generator Land is genius. Best On The Site Award goes to Nietzsche Family Circus which randomly couples a Family Circus cartoon with a Nietzschianism to LOL effect. Click that link.