In 2008, a profile picture is a big deal. These days, no one just poses casually for a picture when they know it will end up being tagged or, better yet, the profile picture of choice. And while most have been savvy to the MySpace angle for a while now, there's still always more to learn, especially from Australian reality show judges!

Jonathan Pease, a stylist on Australia's Next Top Model, has some suggestions:



Did you get that?

DON'T pucker up for the camera, it looks contrived
DON'T make the peace sign, it's a posing crime
DON'T let someone take your photo from below, it creates a double-chin
DON'T look back over your shoulder, it seems like you're too important to stop and capture the moment.

DO tilt your head slightly upwards, casting more light on your face
DO move your head forward slightly to eliminate a double chin
DO look like you have something to smile about, by smiling with your eyes
DO bend your knees slightly to keep you grounded and stable

So, essentially, looking "busy" while flashing the peace sign is basically like saying, "Hey, I care about stuff but I've got things to do!"

In other words, don't be a d-bag. (But smile with your eyes!)


[Footnote: did you know Paris Hilton has a lazy eye and size 11 feet? Because she does. Now that's hot.]