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My friends, today the American Dream is a little bit more secure than it was yesterday.

I come to you with the good news: our lord and savior of the American Dream, Joe the Plumber, is officially online with a page that hearkens back to the good old days when websites looked like websites and we hadn't yet achieved victory in Iraq.

There are no fancy pictures, or buttons, or pages that load on secureourdream.com. There's just text in a couple of colors. But let me tell you something about those colors. Those colors don't run. They don't. Some of them scroll, but they're not running, and if you think they're running, well they're running in circles. And that is different. They leave, they come back, they leave, they come back. That is service, and that is something to be proud of.



Joe, you're speaking to me now. You're speaking my language. And I'm going buy that book of yours. I'm going pre-order like it says I can do on your website, and I am going cherish the freebies that come with it: