Is the team at Flavorwire a bunch of cold, heartless robots? Because they've somehow decided to lodge insults at those of us who are fans of the Shiba Inu Puppycam.

Is the voyeuristic ability to watch live puppies in a crate, as they claim, "boring"? Well, at times, yes. Witness our liveblogging coverage, in which Kelly and I don't really...have much to say as we watched the puppies sleep.

But still, calling puppywatching "vaguely creepy" is a bit excessive, if you ask us. Look, if we were ogling babies from afar, it would be a different story. Babywatching would, indeed, read a tad unhealthy. But puppies are covered in fur and make funny noises! And, unlike babies- - who can often look like tiny, purple old men -- puppies are universally revered as essentially the cutest thing ever.

So, Flavorwire, leave us alone! We like our puppycam just the way it is (and we're not alone)!

Furthermore, we dedicate this song to you: