I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
Katy Perry's now-infamous tune, I Kissed A Girl, was not only the unofficial song of the summer, but it's also the song of 2008 that just won't. go. away. (Like "Hey Ya" in 2003, but less...good). That being said, it's naturally had a huge impact on the consumers of American pop, which unsurprisingly includes ...wait for it... KIDS!

Children have flocked to the 'Tubez, posting unintentionally creepy/hilarious videos of themselves singing along to Perry's rockin' ditty. That's not to say that we weren't once naive, pint-sized fans who rattled off Bell Biv Devoe lyrics like it was our job. But the difference between our childhood fantasies and those of today's youth is that the latter can broadcast theirs to f'ing everybody.

Show us what you learned in school today, kids!

  • When a small British girl with missing teeth and button nose somehow manages to make an ode to inebriated bi-curiosity precious, you know something is wrong. Someone page Mary Poppins!
  • Lexy, you're too much! You're precocious, articulate and probably God's gift to babysitters. So may we suggest that you never again adopt that "who, me?" coyness that Katy Perry has somehow turned into a cash cow? You're not only too young, you're TOO GOOD! (But, seriously, nice prop work with the chapstick.)

  • Jeanette, as the inspiration behind your friend's recording herself quietly singing "I Kissed A Girl" alone in a room, a capella, you should be ashamed of yourself. You have tricked your friend into posting one of the most depressing, disturbing videos ever. (In fact, the first posted comment, "you have agreat voice how old are you," is enough to make us a little bit nauseous.)

  • Katy Perry, take note: THIS is how you wear your stupid plastic sunglasses without looking like a total dum-dum. Show her how it's done, Michael Parra: