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There are...so...many...videos...of narcissistic young men (often in an eye-popping lack of clothing) who willingly film themselves performing choreographed dance numbers to sassy pop songs. It's a disturbing trend on YouTube, especially when the fellas strip down to their skivvies in the middle of their bedroom, allowing for the ultra-awkward addition of muffled music, white noise and embarrassing background furniture.

It's the smug, self-satisfied expressions of these same dudes that reminds us that -- oh yeah -- they're voluntarily posting this stuff in the most public of forums, proving that Danity Kane, The Pussycat Dolls and Girlicious (who?) can inspire attention-hungry dirty dancers of all persuasions.

Needless to say, these are NSFW:

  • Twelve seconds in, and already this guy needs to incorporate closing the door to shut out his loud dog into his hot moves:

  • We're pretty sure this is actually Sacha Baron Cohen continuing to create buzz for his Bruno movie (but if it's not him, where the heck did that guy dig up a tattered onesie???)

  • To whomever filmed this dude's clothed striptease: you must be a really, really good friend (but may we suggest not filming upside down?)

  • If Biggie Smalls were reincarnated as a younger, robotic version of himself, he'd probably look like this:

  • As he says himself in the first second of the video, Asaafy "just wants to dance to this song." Go forth, soldier, and skank it up like there's no tomorrow.

  • You know what might make the video of this guy dancing to a song better? If we could hear the music.

  • These dudes might want to take a note from the kid in the video below who manages to keep his clothes on while dancing on EVERYTHING. You win, kid, hands down. (TIP: ADORABLE PUPPIES AT 2:10!)