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With the last of the presidential debates over and done and Obama and McCain's takes on the issues clear as day (as day!), we can finally make our decision -- which site has the best GIFs and photoshop LOLs inspired by the McCain Zombie Face???

Best on the site - McCain on a unicorn! McCain on Falcore! McCain giving the scary 'Exorcist' girl a taste of her own pea soupy medicine! Indecision '08, my friends. I suddenly feel blindly maternal and unable to pick a favorite. I like the simplicity of a good hump GIF:



But associating McCain with the Golem is gosh-damned genius. Maybe it's my own LOTR bias, but McCain has never been more precious:



 Best on the site - We'll skip the hump GIF because it already got famous above, and go with the kiss that made a generation flaccid.



Con - Not enough tongue. Best on the site - Sara Schaefer from Best Week Ever votes for the Zombie lurch:



But I am not sure how she decided on an "absolute favorite". Again -- indecision '08, my friends. How can I be this undecided so late in the game? Because there is a McCain Godzilla:



AND a Heimlich McCain:



Best on the site - Only one on the site, but it's McCain doing jazz hands. Everyone (EVERYONE) is a sucker for jazz hands.



Con - I know McCain's not the most limber of gents and has a pelvis made out of tin cans or something, but a little kinetics south of the waistline would be nice. Some tappa-tappa of the feet, you know.

Best of the site - And lastly, the folks at F.A.T. aren't so much concerned with photoshopping McCain on Jabba the Hut's puss next to Slave Palin as they are with taking a simple pic of McCain looking simply adorable (braaaains!) and trying best they can to reproduce it.



I like hers the best. Clearly, she's the winner. In life.