• Post-courtroom drama -- somebody's granddaughter had THC in her system. And somebody had some whoop-ass in her system!

  • Two men fight in a parking lot. And by fight, I mean play 'Mercy' and roll around on the ground for awhile until a bystander puts the awesome-sweater-wearing gentleman into a headlock:

  • The best old people fights seem to happen in Eastern Europe. Here, two men size each other up, dance a little, and swing and miss on a few punches 'til one guy loses his balance and falls over. Then the other guy falls on top of him and tries to muster all his strength to get a few old kicks in.

  • A group of elderly church parishioners accuse their new preacher of having bad people skills, embezzling funds and running their church into the ground. They do this by changing the locks on the church while he's away, and then slapping him across the face. Fortunately for everybody, Jesus will forgive all their sins.

  • Let's close out with a video that's certainly a fake, but makes me feel better about what we've done here today. A sweet old lady crossing the street gets revenge against a douche driving a Mercedes.