Turn off Thomas The Tank Engine right now. I know, I know, it's a really good episode, but if you keep watching, you're just going to continue writing Ringo Starr one letter of adoration after the other, and he has had enough!



With "peace and love," and a grumpiness that makes Johnny Rotten look about as threatening as James Taylor, former Beatle and official Old Curmudgeon Ringo Starr "warns" fans to stop sending him fan mail. He's got "too much to do," and anything postmarked past October 20th will get "tossed."

With this video post, Ringo just lost at least half of his fan base, now leaving both the dude in the Philippines and the weird teenage Sri Lankan twins to sit, pens clutched in sweaty-palmed fists, and try with all their might to resist writing love letters to their favorite Beatle.