Man paid around 7 US dollars a day to scare monkeys away from a train in India. Insert obligatory pun about monkeying around HERE. Acchan Miyan (who also goes by Gudde), the train station's monkey man, says this about his job:

There used to be thousands of monkeys here. But most of them have run away. People said that I would be eaten by the animals. But instead I've sacred them all the way.
Watch Gudde go apesh*t: