Forget Sarah Palin. Please. I don't care how hot you say she is. I don't care! The VP for me is Joe Biden. As Salon's Broadsheet puts it, Joe is "made of testosterone and decency and strong verbs." As Salon continues to put it:

  • Biden is a "gentleman and a scholar"
  • During the VP debates, Biden played "the romantic hero"
  • Biden is "virile"
  • "Joe F*cking Biden!" !!!

Then the author of the piece Sarah Hepola laments the absence of an "I've got a crush on Joe Biden" video on YouTube with which she could really express her feelings. Hey, Sarah -- your wish is YouTube's command:

That was 'After Dark', a Washington University student a cappella group on 'The Early Show'. Just cut the video off around the 50 second mark unless you want to hear a frat bro's obligatory hetero response to what would otherwise be a musical mancrush.