To be fair, it's never easy to look back on portraits of oneself and say, "Man, I looked good!" The basic physics of time moving forward -- and the immediacy of trends, fads and styles -- can manage to make even the most attractive person look mildly ridiculous with enough history.

Sexy People bites its tongue and simply posts old portraits. No snide remarks, no Do's-And-Don'ts, just purely subjective images of photogenic ghosts (with attached "names") forever stuck in a bygone era.

Ironically, travel to pockets of Williamsburg, Echo Park and Portland these days and you're likely to discover hipsters so dedicated to ironic re-adoption that you might, in fact, think you've stumbled upon a time machine filled exclusively with these very Sexy People. (Alas, it's just trust fund babies grossly fighting the war against sincerity.)