The internet has today been blessed with more footage from the 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant. We've already seen the swimsuit competition, but now behold the talent portion of the evening, where the artist-formerly-known as Sarah Heath plays the flute like the caged bird sings.

This is like Bill Clinton playing the sax on Arsenio meets the Anchorman jazz flute scene meets the Hindenburg meets the best thing to ever happen the day before a Vice Presidential debate. And now, for your daily moment of zen...