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You know the story. Eliot writes a post about a kid swallowing a grill. I get curious about what the world's largest grill looks like, so I type world's largest grill into Google. Nanoseconds later my suspicions are confirmed. Typing world's largest grill into Google gives me nothing but results about the charcoal, propane and electric kind. I try to figure out how to distinguish the thing you put in your mouth from the thing you cook steaks on, but ultimately I give up and just decide to post about THE JOHNSONVILLE BRATS BIG TASTE GRILL.



What can I tell you about the self-proclaimed WORLD'S LARGEST GRILL. PERIOD. For starters, it's electric. I don't know why, but I found that surprising. It can also cook 750 Brats at once which is more than 2,500 BPH (Brats per hour). It's really big, it has running water, and oh, YOU CAN F***ING RENT THIS BEAST. Just e-mail bigtastegrill@gmrlive.com, or if you're feeling old fashioned, give them a ring-a-ding-a-ling at 1-800-382-6197. Just know, this thing books eight months in advance, so if you had your heart set on a brat truck Oktoberfest, you may need to build your own.