Just because you have diabetes doesn't mean you can't dance. You can get jiggy with your blood sugar meter if it'll let you. Teach that baby how to waltz. Wilford Brimley knows this. He knows how to move. And he knows that just cuz Brimley's got the beetus, it doesn't mean the beetus has got him. He's not gonna get let the occasional finger prick get him down. A little bit of dizzyness? It's good for his poker face.

• You don't horse around with diabetes.

• This doesn't start until 15 seconds in and it gets boring after a while, but for the first minute it's pure heaven.

• This one tore up the clubs all summer. Vanilla Stoli and Diet Coke please.