We've been taught to dream big, but one look at the Miniature Dream Parties website proves we've been taught wrong because they have real life My Little Ponies, y'all. Pony up $300 and spend an hour and a half in miniature fantasy with one real life My Little Pony and his miniature sidekick pony, Mr. Tiny Tail. Price sound too steep? Too steep for your special little princess?

Look at the little go-go dancer below in the Sinatra boots. She's a hot second away from hopping on Mr. Tiny Tail and riding bareback to the Trophy Store where she's getting her mom and dad the Best Parents Ever award.



This girl loved her real life My Little Pony so much she had herself surgically attached to it in hug formation for always:


Oftentimes, dreaming big can lead to disappointment. But dreaming in miniature leads to hugs. Money back guarantee.