Because more or less amputating her legs for a sequined fish tail and performing as a "water ballet artist" while holding her breath for an inhumanly long time isn't enough of a challenge, Marina the mermaid POP STAR is also an accomplished fire eater.

This real life mermaid also has a blog where she contemplates mermaid fashion and her mermaid heritage when she isn't writing love letters to Aunt Esther from 'Sanford and Son' (seriously) for her work as a trailblazing mermaid in Hollywood (seriously!)

Here's a video of Marina trying her damndest to out-FINesse LaWanda Page: