What do you get when you combine your crazy love for cats with your crazier love for astrology? A 66 year-old grandma named Aleekee who's written 20-odd books about her cat, Miss Kitty, a licensed pet astrologer and massage therapist. A bit more background about Aleekee, which she's helpfully provided in her bio section on AuthorHouse:

I live in the country. One of my cats was named 'Miss Kitty.' She married King Chewah of Afganahound and got the title of Queen. But we still call her 'Miss Kitty.'
Right. So Aleekee doesn't have the firmest grip on reality, but that kind of whimsy, although alienating at a dinner party or Taco Bell, helps a lot if you're holed up in the country writing children's lit, right?
This story is about Miss Kitty and the farm pets, and their astrological signs. Miss Kitty hired an astrologer to look into the signs of the animals to try and help her make the right choice for a mate.
Wait, 'The Adventures of Miss Kitty' is a children's book about interspecies barnyard love, the loins of which are guided by pet horoscopes? I don't know about the "children's" bit, but everything else sounds wacky awesome. I want, I want. Only $11.74!