"Tina," "amp," "crank," "white cross," "rocket fuel," "blue belly," "barney dope" and Kristin Chenoweth.

If you don't know what any of those things are, you're probably not a gay dude.

To explain, Kristin Chenoweth is a bona fide Broadway musical starlet and cast member on ABC's Pushing Daisies, while the rest of those items are slang terms for crystal methamphetamine, or "meth," a drug allegedly popular among friends of Dorothy.

Here, Kristen, at full throttle perky, helps one addict (and his family) fan the flames (tee hee!) against his personal demons in a full-blown musical spoof of A&E cult favorite Intervention. Mildly NSFW.