Our vlogger spotlight reaches maximum WTF capacity with LilNiceWolf, who's like YouTube sweetheart Fred, but all grown-up and off his meds, living on a beach in Bananas-ville.



I think these vids still count as vlogging, just vlogging from another planet.

Luckily, NiceWolf really is very nice and helpfully translates his Martian sand dune ritual for us, highlighting key takeaway points in his vid's title using English words we all know and love:
Towel Oiled Tanned Body Massage xXx Sexy Lingerie Oops Slip Drop Robe Sand Olympics Doping Swim Soccer Football Cheer Massive Ovation Judge Decision Choice Rank Embarrass Sing Team School Leader Official Protest Uniform Runner Bronze
Now watch him get groped.

Watch him get terrorized.

Most importantly, watch out for his nemesis, the sneaky man in the knit cap and track suit who often falls from high places.

Watch LilNiceWolf.