Mental health professionals used to agree that only a twisted psychopath would dream of putting a kitten in harm's way. This was, of course, before the internet made it impossible to go about your daily life without being constantly bombarded by cuteness in all directions. It's enough to make the anonymous Satan-worshipper behind Kittens I've Killed add shotgun sound effects to a slideshow of adorable napping kittens (ie. might want to turn down your speakers before clicking), giving voice to our darkest, most deeply repressed feelings of kitten envy. Turns out it's devilishly fun. Boom, next Cat Ladies.

Disclaimer: No kittens were harmed in the making of this meme.