Technically, Matthew McConaughey -- actor, nude bongo player and proud owner of a chest -- doesn't have a blog as much as he does a "journal." And you know it's a journal because it's written in a font meant to look like scribble. And, also, there are a lot of ellipses. And reggae plays on a loop.

While there isn't much material in his journal to be appreciated besides gossip hounds and, well...Matthew McConaughey superfans, there is a notably brilliant list of "True-isms:" cherished random quotes, anecdotes, and words of wisdom set against -- what else? -- a beachside backdrop.



While we're kind of puzzled by what any of that is supposed to mean, we've got to hand it the guy: he hasn't fared too poorly so far, so maybe the joke's on us.

We should also take this opportunity to end this post with a sign-off that could only have been invented by Miller Lyte's proud uncle himself: