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Viral videos come and go, and few live in infamy long enough that they may get a mention or two on VH1or maybe even The Soup. But that doesn't mean we can't stop loving them, and that we do, indeed, often experience a sort of rekindled joy for them months after they first clogged our inboxes.

FourFour's Rich Juzwiak -- not incidentally our top choice for blogger mancrushes, bt-dubs -- edited a video last year that we, naturally, watched over and over and over again. "Céline Dion Is Amazing" proved that we stubborn spelunkers of the Web can still maintain a long-enough attention span to endure a video that lasts more than thirty seconds (and, duh, especially when it's as amazing as "Céline Dion Is Amazing").

In fact, we've watched the video so many times that we've actually made a keen observation: working for Céline Dion - a woman so visibly bonkers that even she has to know it (we hope) -- must be awesome.

This poor woman is seen in no less than three scenes in which her job appears to be Céline's official water bottle carrier.



And if that's the case, how must it feel to witness your hard work go to sh*t?



When you're Céline's masseur/chiropractor, there are probably days when you just want to give up and wonder why you never opened that practice, why you never put that ad in the paper. How did you end up pinching Céline Dion's neck, and how can you not occasionally shed a tear as Céline warms up her voice by singing complete nonsense words? That's tragedy, people.



"What do I do? Oh, I'm the Creepy Ghost in Céline Dion's stage show. ...Um, it's alright, I guess?"



Toughest job in showbiz, hands down: styling Céline Dion as she inhales saline solution and not laughing.



This stage manager has obviously been working in Vegas for a long time. So, no, a hyperactive French Canadian chanteuse is not about to make him break down (in laughter or tears).



The wardrobe department for Céline Dion's stage show obviously doesn't get much contact with Céline, but when they do, it is pu-harty time.



As Céline cranks out her own remix of the Baha Men's classic dance song for children, the dude in the little girl's sweater lets the get times roll, no less encouraging Céline to go all out and dance like a chicken to a Basement Jaxx hook.



That, it seems, is the best part of working for Céline Dion: you fuel the crazy machine that is her brain (and, apparently, you go a little nuts yourself in the process).