Comedian Greg Johnson ran naked across the country. Although no explanation for the journey is offered, we're glad to see that Johnson is so committed to his cause, he's unwilling to stop in his tracks when it's time to eat (or, for that matter, use a napkin).
God Bless America!
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8.18.08
By don
goose, you must be ashamed of yourself, both body and personality, we were born naked, its beautiful
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8.18.08
By dede
why worry about him? why even look? don't critisize him at least he's go guts. he's not ashamed of what his body looks like it's only a body. all of us that are non virgin women have seen at least one. also every guy has one. big dweal no different then looking at each other in the locker room right guys.
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8.18.08
By patty
ewwwwwww thats so nasty even with the censor beingblock u can still see his little pecker bopping around cops only didnt stophim from indencnt exposure it was for some charity so it says comon the guy needs to put some clothes on by the looks of him he did it to gain attention from everyone around USA some people just need to keep covered up if i saw him i ask someone if they had duct tape to cover my eyes then i ripthe tape off my eyes look at the naked runner and laugh at him so hard ask him why people going to talking about you tell him put some clothes on some people in this world that look bad naked need to keep there clothes on at least they have condfidence balls to run naked but on the other hand there condfidence remains pitful when things should be kept on it should be kept on not taken off do they want to gross everyone out give them nightmare for something thats pitful to see should be covered up ewwwww
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8.19.08
By George
Pale and with a little paunch, no arrests, AFTER running naked across the country???
Didn't happen
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8.30.08
By Dan
A true hero!
Nothing wrong with that at all, and all of the public in the video seemed to see the funny side of it - is it really harming anyone?
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8.19.08
By liljoe
He's bothering nobody, let the man do what he wants, Hell OBAMN is destroying America anyway.
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8.19.08
By dan
I noticed that it only took a few pixels to hide his "manliness." Too bad.
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8.19.08
By Dawg
Patty...my, how you tend to ramble.
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8.20.08
By lleighindiana
Well...those of you who say "we were born that way" need to step back and look at it from a different perspective. We live in a culture (indeed, since man began) where it is deemed inappropriate to run around naked. Just like children have to be taught not to get conk someone over the head when they get angry, they also have to be taught to wear clothes to it isn't offensive to other people.
PS. What the heck is so "heroic" about what he's doing??!
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8.20.08
By peter crow
If I had what I saw flopping on him, I would run Naked too.
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8.20.08
By David - a nudist
Do I even need to comment on this one, being that I'm a nudist? I wish I could go out naked like that without being prosecuted or criticized. Textiles always associate nudity with sex. That's why parents teach their kids not to be naked, except in private. The human body is a natural gift that we all are born with. And, we're all naked under our clothes, anyway. So, why keep it hidden like it's the plague or diseased or something? It's no wonder this country is going down the drain.
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8.20.08
By zoe
This guy is the chunkiest long distance runner I have ever seen.I doubt he could run across the block-clothes or no clothes-without taking a hoagie break!
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8.21.08
By mike
with a body like that, he should have been embarassed, but white men think they can do anything, and obviously they (in some instances)
can.
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8.21.08
By lordfussy
GOOSE: You're so typical for an American. CALL THE COPS, GET THE GUY ARRESTED. Have you ever heard of a product called ExLax? I suggest you stock up on it.
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8.21.08
By pers
ewwww....he's ugly and naked...that's gross...what if there were children out? wtf is wrong with people? i would kick that guys @ss if he did that and i was out with one of my kids...i want him to be arrested.
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8.22.08
By LisMaliz
OOOHH PLease Hes so not worthy of this action! how about a hotty whos buff and a little bit tan!!!
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8.24.08
By todd
If he was running for real,I would like to know how meany times he was arrested. By Toddd
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8.24.08
By Sue
The one who said if it was a hot, young woman there would have been NO guys bitching is totally correct. Woman are exploited in this country constantly. Would that idiot want a sexy woman to be arrested? I bet not.
Anyone who doesnt see this as funny or sees this as EWWWW ( like the childish bimbos who wrote that) has thier own body issues and is afraid of just being human. Besides being very unintelligent. To say the human body is EWWWW , gross and indecent is just plain insanity. I think your stupidity it EWWWWWWWW!!!!
You are all so quick to point out how fat he is or how small his thing is, gee, must mean you are all perfect I guess huh?
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