• There's no video, but really, it doesn't need it. Just close your eyes, relax, and listen to the tears.

  • I was trying to avoid posting the crazy German kid, but not only does this version have a translation, it also has some interesting back-story. Apparently the kid made the video as a response to some German politicians who were attempting to restrict access to violent video games.
  • I want some motherf**ing chocolate milk.