As Facebook let the whole f-ing world know, Saturday was my birthday. And as my BFFs already know, I'm not too big on celebrations. So when my sweet luvah presented me with a birthday card and a promise of no surprise party, I was content.
What was the card, you ask? Check it out, closely:

Um, turban smiley? Niche!
- card from:// Papyrus





















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