Lots of people are going nuts over a Kerrang Radio interview given by Edgar Mitchell yesterday, during which the sixth man to walk on the moon made detailed claims about the existence of aliens. The truth is out there, on YouTube!
Me and my fellow Deuvorkians are monitoring your infantile communication device you call the Internet, and see that our existance has now gone public in ways our slave governments on Earth can no longer hide. Therefore, we regret to inform you that we will be going hostile in 5 days. Please spread this information to your fellow humans by email spam. On July 29th (Earth calendar) you will be given a choice...accept a life of slavery or die. I'll be in touch soon!They're already behind our moon, going hostile on Tuesday, and have barely passable grammar! Worst of all, they're internet haters! This must all be true because our current overlords have never heard of such a race or being before. It's time to throw down, humanity. Maybe we should get Obama to make the speech, though?
-Bleaqweeb the Alien of on mothership behind your moon
Have a great, final weekend!
