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Yesterday, a Rhode Island gentleman was arrested for drunk driving and blew an astounding 0.49 on the breathalyzer. We're not scientists, but we think that means his bloodstream was a flowing river of vodka. It got us thinking, "Let's find some funny videos of drunks failing sobriety tests." Warning: they're awesome. Kids, don't drink and blog drive....

  • 10. If you ask the cops to scratch your nuts, that means you're intoxicated.


  • 9. Crack in the system exposed: what if you actually don't know the ABC's?


  • 8. Cop: "Do you have any medical problems that may prevent you from walking in a straight line?"
    Drunk girl:"Umm, allergies!"