5. Michael K: The Rich Man's Perez


  • Who? The Internet is prime real estate for celebrity gossip. There are countless blogs devoted to inane minutiae detailing the coffee runs and exercise routines of the moderately famous. And while Perez Hilton helped spearhead the vindictive nature adopted by most of them, Dlisted's Michael K. shreds his subjects to pieces in a manner that is stupidly silly, unapologetically vulgur and essentially entertaining.
  • Mancrushin': Whereas Perez's offensive photoshopped scribbles could be considered mildly subversive (at best), Michael K's odd nicknames and unpredictable choices for post subjects continue to surprise us, and really, doesn't that make you feel a tad less guilty for having wasted those two minutes of your life reading about Teri Hatcher?