We may have just found the web jam of the summer. Behold the Grill Champions, their annoyingly catchy song "Come Play With Me," and their even crazier music video. It's all a campaign for some sort of grill-able veggies in a bag, hence Mr. Green Pea crushin' on Ms. Carrot, but there's no denying that the true star is the hilarious buff chef in the supporting cast (keep an eye out for his spatula-enhanced camera mugging and Jay-Z-video-popping of a salad dressing bottle like it's Cristal).

Craving grilled veggies yet? Either way, we'll let you viral marketers slide on this one.