When you have so much bacon that you need to measure it by the yard, you know you're doing something right. Now Archie McPhee, home of the Jumbo Handlebar Mustache, brings you bacon floss. This teeth string may not be made of real bacon, but supposedly it tastes like it. And unlike real bacon, it's good for you, you don't have to cook it and you can even carry it around in your pocket.