7. Tracie Egan - Slut Machine

  • Who? The sexpert with the gorilla between her legs who your mother warned you about, your father wants to bang, your sister wants to be and who you have no idea what to do with, other than RSS the hell out of Jezebel and One D At A Time, where she's the editor and "Slut Machine", respectively.
  • Bikini Time? She's well acquainted with her Bust. She used to edit it.