6. Sara Schaefer - The Funny Girl


  • Who? The girl who says she's obsessed with you, but really has a lot on her plate (hi Best Week Ever!), so you'll have to forgive her if she only posts artificial falcons on her own blog just on occasion and gets weirded out when you tell her that your main goal right now is hosting a bi-monthly comedy show kind of like hers, but called, "I'm Obsessed (with Thinking Sara Schaefer is Obsessed with Me)".
  • Bikini Time? Once, Sara posted a picture of herself in a monokini on her blog. She was maybe 10 or 11 ... so maybe she's ready for the bikini now. I don't know!
  • Anything Else? Sara Schaefer, there's a Sarah Schaeffer posting on mind control forums about the Illuminati and it's confusing because your names are so close. Thought you should know!