8. Sara Benincasa - One Down

  • Who? The blogger who's already in a bikini. You know, the one We Most Wanna Take A Bath With who I think (I think?) stopped inviting people into her tub, meaning our ears are never getting clean because if "Tub Talk With Sara B" is over, what's the point? For now, our despair is stalling at sh*tty hygiene, but listen Sara -- you pull the chord on your wordpress and we'll start chugging our whiskey with a bottle of Ambien.
  • Bikini Time? She hosted a talk show in her bath tub. Methinks she does not have a problem sharing her navel.