5. Joanne Colan - The Cosmonaut


  • Who? Defying gravity every morning as the anchor for A-list vlog Rocketboom where she also defied expectations by making you, at least, not hate her for replacing former host Amanda Congdon. She's held down the "no duh" slot on every blogger babe countdown since and, in all fairness, should probably be retired from these kinds of lists -- after we're done with this one.
  • Bikini Time? Isn't that a prerequisite for serving as a VJ for MTV: eurotrash?
  • Anything Else? Rumor has it she's leaving Rocketboom, which is news to show founder Andrew Baron who says, and I paraphrase, "Nonsense."