My grandmother goes to a psychic about once every ten years. The only thing he ever told her about me was that I was going to become a lawyer, but unless I'm finally going to be able to get that kitten video law practice off the ground, I think he may have overestimated my tolerance for studying. I've never been one for horoscopes either, but after getting my free, no-registration required handwriting analysis, I think I may have turned into a pseudoscience believer.

Since you're analyzing your own handwriting, you'll first need to create a sample.

Here's mine:


After that, it's as easy as answering a few simple questions about the curves of your S's and the lumps of your M's. Here's a sample of the wizard's biting analysis of my writing:

Jordan is moderately outgoing. His emotions are stirred by sympathy and heart rendering stories."
This couldn't be more true. Sometimes I'm in the mood to talk and sometimes I'm not. Also, about eight years ago when I used to be a big 'E.R.' watcher, I would tear up at the end of pretty much every episode.