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At Formal Events!
  • Weddings, office parties and bar mitzvahs are all breeding grounds for White People Dancing. Witness the gloriously awkward couple -- decked out in business casual, of course -- as they take to the dance floor to groove to the reggae-rock styling of the predominantly African-American band mere feet behind them.

  • Somehow more uncomfortable is this video in which a bridesmaid tears up the catering hall's parcquet flooring while proudly reciting every lyric of 'Ice Ice Baby,' which lost all ironic appeal about four years ago. Somehow making it worse is little kid that pops up behind her every now and then, all before she receives a round of applause at the end.

  • Of course, nothing beats the signature move of Moms everywhere: the side-to-side shimmy. Notice the woman in the burnt sienna blazer side-step to late-nineties mainstay (to wedding DJs, at least) 'We Like To Party' by The Vengaboys.