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Forget about season stats, actual talent, early onset osteoporosis, the GAME OVER fractures they cause, prison records and drug tests. Forget about anything with even a trace of objectivity and you're ready for our countdown of the Most Badass Roller Derby Girls killing it right now. If they looked like they could kick our ass -- I mean, like a left-for-dead, seven years later we're waking up to the boop of our own heart monitor, ASS KICKING -- they made the cut. Brandishing weapons in team photos helped.