Forget about season stats, actual talent, early onset osteoporosis, the GAME OVER fractures they cause, prison records and drug tests. Forget about anything with even a trace of objectivity and you're ready for our countdown of the Most Badass Roller Derby Girls killing it right now. If they looked like they could kick our ass -- I mean, like a left-for-dead, seven years later we're waking up to the boop of our own heart monitor, ASS KICKING -- they made the cut. Brandishing weapons in team photos helped.
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yes dis is so coool!!!
by:// samanths - Jul 8th 2008
ok u can pose for bad pic's make me invest....
by:// uaintadimepiece - Jul 9th 2008
let's see some action video's please...invest in lame az pics plees ladies u can do better who the hell is manger (nerd)
by:// uaintadimepiece - Jul 9th 2008
Here are some bad ass derby girls:
http://www.myspace.com/kzooderby
by:// Elizabeth - Jul 9th 2008
Roller Derby is more fun to watch than Professional Wresting even if the winners of both are predetermined.
by:// Dick Adams - Jul 9th 2008
Hey Dick--
Modern day roller derby outcomes are NOT predetermined. It's a real sport with rules and national governing body (www.wftda.org). The women who play are the women who own the leagues for which they skate. Hours and hours and hours are spent on and off the track by each skater--training hard, sweating, and learning to play roller derby and be the best athletes they can be. The winners of each bout skate hard to beat their opponents. Trust me, roller girls are far too independent and competitive to let another team win simply because they were told they had to let them do so. The winners earn their win by out-skating, out-thinking, and out-playing their opponents.
by:// Miss Creant - Jul 9th 2008
What? No Putas del Fuego?!? ;)
by:// Ali Mony - Jul 9th 2008
marry me please chicks with attitude rock
by:// febo - Jul 9th 2008
Hey, give us a break! The Res Dolls aren't JUST from Wisconsin, they're from Madison, Wisconsin!! One of the four teams (plus the traveling Dairyland Dolls) of the Mad Rollin Dolls, who just happen to be hosting the Eastern Regional Tournament in October 2008!! Check it out: www.derbyindairyland.com
by:// Boxy-theDerbyGirl - Jul 9th 2008
Dick has obviously never been to a derby bout!
Great to see the Shocks on here, but what about the Denim Demons? Come on, tell me Demi Gore isn't the most intimidating roller girl ever!
Denim Demons:
http://www.atlantarollergirls.com/teams/denimdemons.shtml
Demi Gore:
http://www.atlantarollergirls.com/teams/denim_demons/demigore.shtml
by:// ChannelZero_Debaser - Jul 30th 2008