1. Devil's Night Dames
  • From? Detroit
  • Making us cry how? Explaining that A.) they're from Detroit, B.) they're in a very public, very polygamous relationship with the devil and C.) if we don't name them the baddest of the badass derby chicks in our countdown we'll have the unpleasant wrath of all of Detroit + Hell rain down on us -- "Until you catch cold! WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE HELL'S WRATH IS FIERY!" Lowercase it ladies. You're #1, you're #1.