- From? Detroit
- Making us cry how? Explaining that A.) they're from Detroit, B.) they're in a very public, very polygamous relationship with the devil and C.) if we don't name them the baddest of the badass derby chicks in our countdown we'll have the unpleasant wrath of all of Detroit + Hell rain down on us -- "Until you catch cold! WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE HELL'S WRATH IS FIERY!" Lowercase it ladies. You're #1, you're #1.
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What? No Texecutioners?!!
Bloody Mary is a badass, and Derringer and Rice Rockett...and well...all of em!
by:// Angela Death - Jun 27th 2008
my derby nightmare will not end. It is everwhere, all the time. The circus has come to town and it isnt leaving.
by:// tragically chip - Jun 28th 2008
awesome, heavily armed chicks, ON WHEELS and with absolutely no qualms about premarital sex, probably. posing in ridiculous outfits.
by:// hawkin french - Jun 30th 2008
So what? Fat chicks in ridiculous outfits.
by:// TheExpatriot - Jul 1st 2008