We're not ones to fawn over the ephemeral, avant-garde web (oh, wait...) but 30 Seconds of Nothing is a strange, three million dollar cause we can totally get behind. If online donations reach that amount, the creator of the website will buy a Super Bowl ad and run a user-submitted YouTube video as long as it advertises absolutely nothing (and meets FCC regulations).

So crazy it might work. Or a brilliant scam. But we'll throw our support behind the "single most intelligent video in the history of the internet" anyway. If people thought the end of the Sopranos was bad, just imagine what they'd do to their TVs if that started playing in the middle of the game's prime entertainment?

Or maybe these charming 20 seconds, then 10 seconds of Fred. That'll show the FCC, and Doritos. The possibilities are endless -- go ahead and out-suggest us in the comments!