Ten years ago we only had two kinds of t-shirts to choose from; today we have three!


Take a look at that third option again. Now tell me how we aren't barreling faster than ever to the 2012 Apocalypse? (Progress!) Now I'll tell you what you're going to wear when the End of Days does drop -- the third option! Hurry and buy your douchebag tees today before sh*t hits the fan. Do you have it?


Your composure, I mean, because after reading that product description from Naive Clothing I lost mine and laughed my ass off. Naive says their vision goes beyond selling "uniquely designed t-shirts..."
It's about partnering with people who are passionate. Who have seen need or injustice and have said, 'Enough!'
Naive Clothing, what do you think we are? Naive?

I'd be more prone to believe the part in your manifesto where you say you help villages in Africa dig wells after, of course, giving voice to "invisible children" if you got someone who wasn't on mushrooms to write your T-shirt scripture.


Why does it read like scripture? How is this a V-neck? If I see your heart patch, my heart's breaking because dude, that's a douchebag neck.